Me: The disk won't eject I've tried ejecting it like twelve hundred times.
Customer-support-guy: Okay have you tried ejecting it from the desktop?
Me: I can't- the computer's frozen.
CSG: Uhm, okay- uh- Jeez this is so not my division.
Me: What did you just say?
CSG: Have you tried turning it-
Me: Did you just quote Sherlock?
Me: FUCK YEAH I WATCH. THAT'S THE DISK THAT'S STUCK IN MY COMPUTER.
CSG: OH MY GOD. LEMME HELP YOU- THIS IS A LEGITIMATE EMERGENCY CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
*two minutes later the disk is running smoothly*
CSG: So which episode are you watching?
CSG: Oh my god I'd sell my sister to sleep with Andrew Scott.
Me: Is there some way I can tip you or something?